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heighton 

A very hyper and exciting friend to be around, she will make your day and be the best friend she always is.

Sometimes Heighton can have a huge fit and become an mean monster! She runs off with someone else or tries to take something away from you. She will be extremely rude tell she gets an apology.

Once you meet a Heighton you are destined to be long good friends, you are going to be stuck like glue together. She usually gets along with everyone around her.
"Omg that girl Heighton over there just hit me!"
heighton by Ellabuo February 13, 2017
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STEAMING HEIGHTON 

When you've drank and done coke all night and are on no sleep taking a shower for work in the morning while your ride waits outside and you shower fart so bad that it makes you gag and the gag makes you throw up and the pressure of throwing up activates the liquor fueled diarrhea at the same time and you are basically just expelling from every oraphis at the same time in a STEAMING hot shower.
That dude Geoff took a steaming heighton this morning!
STEAMING HEIGHTON by LadyDrunkie April 26, 2022
1.To strengthen, deepen, or intensify your sport

2. To brighten or become more intense in action.

Derived from the word Heighten, it clarifies the intensity and willingness to elevate a sport and is only applicable to athletic situations.

Originating from the company; Heightn Innovation, they are working to bring the latest in technology to sport, beginning with rowing.
"Ya know man, I love rowing but what can we do to Heightn the sport?"

"You've really Heightned your game lately, I had no idea you had a 30" vertical!"
Heightn by InvictusSD April 20, 2010

Heightenhaus 

(hi-den-hou-ziz) - The act of be excessively tall or above average in height and tends to weigh less than 150lbs. This quality of skill can be used to get “out of reach objects” for others, dodging bullets thru used of turning sideways being thinner than a piece of paper, and has the ability to inhale copious amounts of Marijuana on a daily basis.
Heightenhaus, is there ever one day you will stop being so damn tall?
Heightenhaus by theTEAM_31 July 11, 2010

Heightened & Enlightened

The state of a person after smoking a joint and drinking a warm cup of espresso coffee. One's mind is equal parts relaxed and hyper, allowing for optimal cognitive abilities.
"Tom was exhausted and stressed from studying. I guess you could say he got a little Heightened & Enlightened last night to cope!"
To either get lit or to measure your height
My Coach heighten me.
Heighten by Allyy864 February 27, 2017

heightocracy 

A system of goverment where your authority is determined by your height.
The tall shall rule in our heightocracy.
heightocracy by Patmos December 24, 2008
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