hard charging

A phrase used by the United States Army and United States Marine Corps to describe a member of the service who performs extremely well in terms of garrison performance, and is far above the degree of excellence expected in terms of battle related skills.

"That Sergeant Smith is one hard charging troop!"

Note - Generic name used to protect the innocent. If this is your name, first, congratulations on becoming an NCO. Secondly, there have been roughly two million people with your name and title.

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004

hardcore kissing

1.When two people are making out (gays and lesbos included) and they're kissing each other everywhere both people are usually very horny. Both people are breathing heavily they both or one of them tend to have their shirt of and are on top of each other. In between 2nd and 3rd base on the sexual scale.

2.When two hardcore people are making out or kissing

1.My boyfriend was kissing my boobs and we were both breathing heavily. GOD, it was SEXY!

2.Christy and Matt were hardcore kissing.

by cvoutcast101 May 26, 2008

hard parking

Parking very hard to show off.
IE: Show cars, showing off at car meets, taking pictures while parked.

Stop hard parking your car, take it out to the tracks.

by nrgonline November 1, 2005

hardcore boner

One of the worst things ever:

When you need to piss really, really, bad and your boxers have shifted around so it's really hard to find the slit in your boxers that your cock comes out of. And the more and more you try to get your cock out the harder it gets.

The problem is compounded by several factors:
1)you are already semi-erect because you really, really have to piss (yes girls! sometimes this does happen)
2)If the pants you are wearing have a short zipper length
3)Or you are wearing older tighter jeans that you have been meaning to give to your younger brother/cousin/goodwill
...but are just to lazy/cheap

This is particulary bad when you are standing in a row of urnals with no dividers and you have an erect cock.

Someone might look out of the corner of their eye and think your gay

(its not something that you willingly talk about with your friends but) "Yeah dude, i was going to piss but...i had a hardcore boner. i guess i can wait."

by 2076136 March 29, 2008

Hard

When a guy's penis is expanded to it's full size

Chad : Shit Mandy watching you brush your long blonde hair makes me so Hard!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rub that Hard dick of your's on my shorts!
Chad : Oh shit your your gym shorts are so silky Ahhhhhh! Oops looks like I soiled them with my special sauce!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rip them off and rub your Hard dick in my pussy!
Chad : Mmm Im gonna fill your little pussy up with Chad's special sauce!
Sara : Hey sis have you seen my gym shorts : What The Hell Are You Doing In My Bed?
Mandy : Get lost Sara Im trying to fuck Chad's Hard dick!
Sara : Oh wow he's super hard!
Chad : Hey Sara would you like to join us ive got plenty of Chad's special sauce for the both of you? (wink)
Sara : Oh Baby!
Chad : Oh Mandy Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Mandy : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Oh Sara Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Sara : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : Hey girls it's time for lunch OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Mandy : Get the fuck out mom Chad is getting Hard in our pussy's Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Sara : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Mmmm! You girls are so hot Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : O Wow looks like Chad is sticking his Hard dick inside Mandy & Sara! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!

by SlopNChop December 24, 2018

Hard P

Having morning wood and trying to urinate in which you have to bend over in awkward positions to get urine to flow out of your penis. Sometimes urine flows too quickly before you have time to aim and gets on your floor,toilet,etc.

Guy: "I hit such a Hard P this morning, it got all over my floor and even my boxers"
Guy 2: " I hate those, that's why i always masturbate before i get up"

by mydeterminedface April 4, 2012

Go so hard

To keep it real; solid; gangster.
To have gangster integrity with everything you do.

"These ni99as so soft--and I go so hard" Lil Wayne-Leather so soft

by ACabana July 22, 2010