German Helmet Fight

When two erect males smack penis heads together till one person quiets.

When involving more than two people may escalate to German Helmet War

Hey Max, wanna have a German Helmet Fight after wrestling practice today?

by Trozzletron March 11, 2018

German

1. A man named German (pronounced Herman) is a sweet warm alnd loving man. He cares deeply about people and the well being of his family and friends. He works hard at everything he does.

2. He is very carismatic and will alwas grab the attention of a room. He loves to dance and to laugh. He is everyones friend.
3. He is always on!

4. Great kisser!

Wow, German is really on fire tonight. Look at him move!

by sassy6 February 3, 2010

German-American Paradox

The Paradox in which Germans hate Americans, yet try to be just like them.

"Look! Lars is watching MTV and eating McDonald's yet has a bumper sticker that says 'If America is the land of the free, I'd rather be enslaved.' Typical German-American paradox..."

by geekchic1987 May 21, 2008

German Sock

The act which a man fills up a condom with diarrhea and the ties a knot at the end. Then he will use his dick to shove it up a woman's vagina

I just gave your girlfriend a German Sock!

by zsun_44 September 24, 2005

Germ Tube

Noun: An Airplane, A sealed area where Germs, Virus, & Bacteria circulate through the air.

I got totally sick on the Germ Tube.

If I didn't ride the Germ Tube last week, I'd be healthy.

Every time I get in a Germ Tube, I have to take Antibiotics.

by Jockamo Feenahey January 24, 2009

German Sandwich

When a guy is fucking a girl and when he is about to jizz two guys punch him, resulting in two black eyes.

how'd you get your black eyes?

German sandwich....

by sporkafish January 23, 2011

German Mudmask

When you pay a prostitute to put slices of Cucumber over your eyes, and shit on your face.

Frank: "Billy got pink eye"

Billy: "How?!?"

Frank: "He bought a German Mudmask."

by SK1LL4XED June 15, 2011