Furry Moses

A foreplay sex move. When a male or female with a mustache splits another persons butt cheeks (as Moses did the Red Sea), rubs their mustache in or around the rectal hole area. In other words, when you rub your mustache in their butt crack for sexual pleasure, or for fun.

"Hey there nice mustache! Would you care to give me a Furry Moses?"
"Damn, I was with a girl last night, and I gave her a Furry Moses!"
"You know what's better than sex? A Furry Moses!"

by Rokael Monzala June 30, 2008

furry torpedo

Police term for a police dog, refers to their speed and shiny coat

the burglar is has been hiding in that undergrowth sarge. The dog unit will be here in a minute with a couple of furry torpedoes to flush the fucker out and bite him!

by navyblue December 6, 2006

furry Niblitz

The act of performing oral sex on a dwarf hamster. This is considered rape in 13 states.

I walked in on steve doin the furry Niblitz with his new Hamster yesterday

by Hermit the crab March 31, 2009

Furry Fighter

When A hard pice of shit is stuck on your ass hair and you have to fight it off.

AH Crap... I got a furry fighter.... Ill be out in a minute

by Somanking June 10, 2011

furry lius

furry liu gc is The Blueprint, the goal for all flopped gcs, a cultural reset, the oxygen you breathe, it’s a lifestyle, an escape from this cruel world filled with thieves, its an art, the first gift you open on christmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted.

furry lius are the blueprint.

by TAEMINV0RE November 11, 2020

furry cringe

furry cringe is something where a furry does something cringeworthy. for example, pregnant fursuits. ew.

hey man furry cringe is pretty weird. yeah man i dont know

by turtleisgood October 27, 2021

furry checkbook

The act of using sex to pay for a good or service.

Amber couldn't pay Greg for her valtrex, so she used her furry checkbook.

by furrycheckbookers October 15, 2006