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inner dildo sword fighting

the act of shoving your cock up a girls pussy, then taking a dildo and shoving it up her butt so that your penis and the dildo touch
wow i was inner dildo sword fighting last night and she screamed so loud that the neighbors came down stairs and grabbed my giant dick and used it as a lasso to get the kid out of the well, then i went back to having hard sex with her while she screamed out the names of the characters on seasame street. then big bird came in there and lets just say i found out why they called him big bird. when big bird left i had an orgy with chuck norris and cocktimus prime..... too bad i have to suffer the pain now
by killmeihavenolife21 March 2, 2010
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Hockey Fight

Making the ugly girl your about to have sex with put on a hockey jersey and nothing else. So during you can pull the jersey over her head like in a hockey fight and go to town.
Chase: I heard you slept with that girl with the screwed up nose?

Kyle: Haha ya I didn't notice it, i had a hockey fight with her.
by Fletcher F. Fletcher March 3, 2009
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Fight Milk

A delicious, cold and refreshing energy drink made for bodyguards, by bodyguards. The new version contains "a few eggs some milk and some of the crows faecal matter", and the old formula contains just the milk, alcohol and some ground-up crows.

This drink was made by Wolf-Cola, "a bogus soda distributor", and was made popular by MMA fighters, Donald Cerrone and Paul Felder who "I just puked on my dick"
Ex 1 "I drink it every morning so that I can fight like a crow"
Ex 2 "NO NERDS! Fight Milk"
Ex 3 "You'll need a pot of Gold, Philadelphia so do"
by Dingoguy IASIP December 12, 2018
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Fight

by Ih8brookes February 9, 2019
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High school Fight

1)Slang for a fight deemed illegitimate and/or too short to make a lasting impression.
Or
2)A long, drawn out fight that ends in severe injury, and in some cases, death.
1) Gus and Jeff participated in a High school Fight. It lasted only 10 seconds, with no severe injury.
2)Tim and Henry participated in a High school Fight. It lasted 5 minutes, in which both Tim and Henry were sent to the hospital for broken knuckles, breached skin, and damaged internal organs.
by SergeantTV April 22, 2014
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sword fights

using your erect penis as a sword to engage in battle with another erect penis
2 guys engage in sword fights using their erect penis's as swords
by Larrie.DUDE May 8, 2008
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Monkey Knife Fight

A deadly fight that occurs between two monkeys who have purchased knives . Although not compulsory, everyone gets kicks out of the monkeys being handcuffed together. Sometimes fought in international waters to avoid federal "No Monkey Knife Fighting" laws.
(often heard in school playground), "Yo Check it B, monkey knife fight in the quandrangle !!"
by me January 9, 2005
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