Five Finger Death Punch

A hardcore metal band that, if listened to correctly, can relieve stress and anger.

Five Finger Death Punch's first album "The Way Of The Fist" was such a kickass album! Beforehand, I wanted to take a pickaxe and go to Burger King, but now I feel absolutely fine!!

by ChackyJan April 7, 2008

five finger delight

A female who gives herself pleasure using all five fingers.

Also known as "fingering oneself"

so, you are going to give yourself the five finger delight tonight, or do I have to take my pants off?

coined by Seal

by Seal January 13, 2005

Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up

Made famous by the Channel 4 programme 'Grand Designs' in the UK by one of the owners of the houses being built, a Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. This is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!

We made a five star fur lined ocean going balls up of that, didn't we!

by The Scottish Contingent October 3, 2007

The Fireman

While having sexual intercourse, light your partner's eyebrows on fire, and then splooge the flames out.

1
"Why are you lighting my eyebrows on fire?"

"Because I'm the fireman, bitch!"

2
"Hey girl, where did your eyebrows go?"

"My boyfriend pulled the fireman last night."

by Mr. Hands is dead January 9, 2010

Super-Dooper High-Five Sunday

The third and most epic of all the high-five days, reminencent of The return of the Jedi and Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles 3, when those crazy turtles go back in time. It has a solid ring to it, and is intended to rally the spirit of severely fatigued concert-goers!

Alewishes: "Hey Ralph, what day is it????"
Ralph: "I don't know man, High-Five Friday."
Alewishes: "Naw, man."
Ralph: "uhhhhh, Super High-Five Saturday."
Alewishes: "Nope, don't think so????"
Together: "Super-dooper high-five sunday" *Slap hands YESSSSSSSSS!!!

by Ralph Steadman July 16, 2006

high five

The AIDS virus. Hi-V.

She went off to college and graduated with the high five.

by P August 10, 2003

Fab Five

The starting five players for the Michigan Wolverines in the early 90s
They consist of Chris Webber, Juwan Howard, Jalen Rose, Ray Jackson, Jimmy King
Wears baggy shorts and black socks

Led Michigan to the Final Four 2 years in a row

Fab Five talks so much trash to other opponents cuz they are too good.

by John Law March 15, 2005