yo face

a comeback that people use when they cant think of anything else more clever to say.

Person 1: Dude you smell awful! where were you last night?
Person 2: Um.... Yo Face!

by Mad_a_Cookie December 6, 2014

face smudging

verb.

the act of squashing your face against your car window in hopes of getting fellow drivers attention. a popular past time for those driving in traffic.

warning: sometimes attracts men in trucks, families in minivans, and middle aged women w. bad hair cuts. results may vary.

when the elder lady drove past kellys car, she was startled to discover a girl face smudging against the window.

by anthony ronaldo July 11, 2006

Slut face

Slutfayce: the face of someone who, when you look at them, you just feel like there should be a cock in their mouth, like a slut ;-)

What you up to, Slut face? ;-p

by HAA July 11, 2012

Ficky Ficky Faced the face that got faced

A small reminding phrase to let someone of a stupid act know that they got moaded, burned. Usually best used in context around other people.

You, your girlfriend and another couple go to the zoo and the monkeys throw shit on just you. You got ficky ficky faced the face that got faced.

by Dr.Willow January 27, 2007

Crumpet Face

Someone who's face is more pitted than the moon. Seal is a nae bad singer but he is a bit of a crumpet face.

Seal eighties singer and crumpet face.

by Duthart December 23, 2007

Really face

An emoticon used when you just want to say "Reeeeeeally?!" also an annoyed face

-_- (normal really face)
-_____- (if you're extra annoyed)

by WhoDoYouThinkIAm? November 8, 2011

eat face

to win incredibly, or to destroy an opponent.

"I ate their faces with those headshots!"
"I gonna eat your face!"
Zombies eat face.

by Sapa April 20, 2010