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DonkeyDini

A combination of the Donkey Punch and classic Houdini. After knocking your partner out, keep your cock erect and wait for them to wake up. When they do, cum in their face.
I Donkey punched your sister last night but didn't cum before she went limp. So I pulled a DonkeyDini instead.
by JJBlackink April 14, 2008
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Donkey shiner

When engaged in anal sex, you turn the womans face towards you as you are about to ejaculate and punch her in the eye, giving her a shiner. No particular reason, just cause you can.
I totally gave that bitch a donkey shiner...yea i got court in a week austin.
by TheLatvianProstitute September 14, 2010
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donkey fucker

A person you hate. Used as an insult, literally meaning "he who fucks a donkey"
stems from the roman word donkeyfuckerous maximums.
My roommate kept me up till 5 talking to his girlfriend. I hate that donkey fucker.

That damn guy almost merged into my car. Donkey fucker.
by Macgyverman1123 January 10, 2014
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Donkey shlong

A donkey shlong is a penis as dirty as Mexico, known as rusty, corkscrewed, fucked all together. Specific to anal sex
Yeah, I fucked her up the arse with my donkey shlong
by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015
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Donkey show

Whenever a simple job or a task has become convoluted or unorganized to the point it has become a side show. Most often a donkey show can be traced back to one inept person.
Mike:"Oh man! That lighting job became a real donkey show. We were supposed to just move one light three inches, but the owner had us move all the lights in the house!"
by Grimwolf May 12, 2016
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donkeyschlong

Male gentlemen walking around with a large package in there pants, otherwise referred to as a guy with a third leg. The reference of donkey being of(Kong)decendent and retaining the physical resemblance of a donkey sized cock
Wow that guy must be carrying a donkeyschlong in his pants.
by Peter dieter February 20, 2019
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Donkey Fazool

When the donkey fazools
This term dates back to 1678 when King Julian III was in rule of Kingdom Fazool. The actual meaning of this term is lost in history but archaeologists determined that it was a slur for anyone who lived in Fazool.
"When the Donkey Fazools"
"Penis Balls, Balls Penis"
"That guy, that donkey fazool makes good gabagool."
by Th3R3alD0nk3yFazool September 3, 2021
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