couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching p0rnpoise, because the concept of true human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave Vance fellow turned out to be a real, self-described couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

Waxed dolphin

Older gay or bisexual male with no hair and a youthful complexion

Wow John did you see Tom! He’s really looking like a waxed dolphin for his age!

by JusAFkinFruit November 2, 2023

mealtime dolphin

The act of seeing if Urban Dictionary will accept a completely made up phrase.

Person 1: Hey man, been checking out Urban Dictionary lately, cool site!
Person 2: Yeah, bro. Hit a mealtime dolphin last week.
Person 1: No way!

by Mr. Mealtime D. November 4, 2023

Street dolphins

Refers to drunk young women making lots of high pitched squealing noises when walking in groups down the street during a bar crawl.

Sorry, I couldn’t sleep last night, the bar below me had a Taylor Swift eras night, and it was street dolphins howling until 3am

by Troutbutt December 29, 2023

Sticky Dolphin

The act of inserting the brush end of the toothbrush up your own asshole and then proceeding to brush your teeth with it. This can also be done to others as a form of punishment with another person putting the toothbrush in while the taker must brush with it after.

Steven: "What I did wasn't even that bad"
Devon: "Bro you gave yourself a sticky dolphin, IT'S THAT BAD"

by DCG$ June 7, 2024

Dirty Dolphin

When you cum inside another individual and proceed to consume your own cream. Also known as Olsoning yourself.

After I came in his mouth, I dirty dolphined myself when I french kissed him and ate my own Jizz.

by Bigsin2020 March 13, 2024