Ding-dong Ditch

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally

My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her

by TechTalos July 30, 2021

carriage stuck in a ditch

when a slow arc in a story drags on fro way too long

this story took a real carriage stuck in a ditch turn

by baby faced rat stomper November 16, 2021

Ding Dong Ditching

Alternative term for edging

“Hey bro, I’ve been ding dong ditching my cock for 2 weeks, I’m going to explode!”

by KatanaSunshine March 4, 2022

digging for discharge

A saying used to replace the word fingering.

“What we’re you doing with my gf?”

“I was digging for discharge.”

by Bigurbandic April 22, 2022

Dutch stuffed ditch panda

A cheap often foreign prostitute who has black bags under her eyes caused from drug withdrawals, being gang banged and blown in by several men for drugs. Leaving her filled with cum, resembling a Dutch stuffing. "A thick mashed potato and bread stuffing" who is left to have her fix in an alley or park.

We have run outta gear, The boys ended up with a Dutch stuffed ditch panda earlier tonight, so they need to get on again.

by Habdul arkbah ghi-hud May 18, 2022

ding dong ditch

Da Hood related
1. Being a camouflage of the road and knocking on someone's door. The owner of the house may or may notice you.
2. Knocking on someone's door, running and then hiding.

The girls just ding dong ditched us.

by defined word definition July 27, 2023

Mavin Street Double Barrel Discharge

The move used to counter a Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre. The act involves getting inebriated and then sitting on the toilet, releasing liquid excrement from the anus while vomiting into the sink.

Bro 1: ‘I feel very I’ll’
Bro 2: ‘ he’s definitely gonna do a Mavin Street Double Barrel Discharge’
Bro 3: ‘wow the rats are going to wish they didn’t live in our sewer!’

by JimmyTomlinson2 December 7, 2024