Alarm Clock Dildo

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.

Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

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banana clock

A long time member of The Clock Crew, author of such flash works as the Clock Tales series on Newgrounds. Left the Clock Crew for the parody group The Lock Legion after being stripped of his moderator priveleges on the Clock Crew's website, now goes by the alias Banana Lock

Banana Clock, while shaping the clock crew as it is today, has tarnished his name by endorsing a ripoff group.

by Peter Deer September 22, 2006

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chocky swipe

To run your finger around your arse hole then rub it on somebodys top lip just under the nose,usually while there drunk and asleep causing hillarious results.

we chocky swiped john last night, he woke up and threw up, it was funny as fuck

by carl oleary October 26, 2006

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Clock Munching

1. A person who stays at work longer than neccassary to suck up as much pay time as possible.

2. A person who stays at work to suck up as much overtime as possible.

John is clock munching, he finished his work a half hour ago but has not clocked out yet.

John has clock munched for 24 hrs strait and refuses to go home to his family.

by Lawdawg 50 March 6, 2008

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chocki

A half man, half shark.

This term was introduced for the first time in the cult film, "Cabin Boy", where Nathaniel (Chris Elliot) meets Chocki at the bottom of the sea and thereafter is informed by the crew of the ship "Filthy Whore" that Chocki is a half man, half shark inbreed.

by bdrummen April 29, 2011

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