Magic Carpet Ride

A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event that occurs between several guys. Everyone takes some windowpane, and then they spit-roast the carpet-rider while another guy sucks his dick. Others can watch and/or take cell-phone videos to share with their friends.

Some other cadets in the dorm gave me a Magic Carpet Ride Saturday night - - all night long!

by eda-skip September 21, 2022

Crapeist

A home owner, lawn maintenance crew, or amateur arborist who violently prunes back a Crape Myrtle tree/shrub leaving its limbs knobby and arthritic in appearance. A common practice in the South to promote bloom development during the spring and summer.

"Look at that brutalized Crape Myrtle bush...it's been mutilated it by a crapeist!"

by peebes March 4, 2009

Carpet Burger

A sexual reference to the female genitalia.

My girlfriend has a hairy carpet burger.

by Synne Vikernes January 29, 2009

carpet breathe

1. The taste in ones mouth has giving oral sex to a female.

2. Smell of ones breathe after giving oral sex.

Steve stands in Lee's face after oral sex... "What's up?"

Lee says "Wow, you have bad carpet breathe!"

Steve relies "My bad, been eatin my girl pussy."

Steve replies "Been eatin a lil cooter bang and archie lee!"

by Stevie Martinez December 27, 2008

Capertillar

The process of wrapping your duvet/cover/sheet, around yourself to turn you into a caterpillar.

1 - "Watch this" (Rolls in duvet)

2- "Holy shit you're a Capertillar!"

1- "I know!"

by princesscottontail February 19, 2010

Carapezza's Instant

The mathematical point in time when an individual is taking a shit and the piece of shit exiting their ass enters a phase of freefall into the toilet.

I was taking a shit through some guy's sunroof and the moment Carapezza's Instant hit I knew there was no going back.

by TheOriginalYeet June 9, 2020

Ass Cape

A cape to cover or conceal ones butt.

Alicia Keys needed an Ass Cape to cover her super booty!!!!!!

by BigGooni February 15, 2010