Condom Queen

In a competition, the girl who can put the most condoms on a banana with her mouth in a minute.

Winning 8 condoms to 6 in a bar competition and being labeled the Condom Queen

by THE-condomqueen February 4, 2010

condo

Tall building with many rooms

American: There's her condo

Mexican: Hay su condo

by frabrizio February 28, 2017

condom mouff

Someone who sucks dick all the time.

Shut up with, condom mouff .

by AHowell June 11, 2006

Condom

Something that pussies use

Man 1: Y U NO use condom?

Because they're for pussies

by Cleaningupthisplace November 18, 2013

condom

a piece of shit that never works resulting in accidental pregnancies

Bill: Oops, my condom broke!
Susy: Shit! Are you serious? Now I'm pregnant!

Don: Mommy where do babies come from?
Susy: Condoms.

by Kristen H. April 15, 2008

ass condom

1) The heterosexual act that helps a friend not get an STD with a woman; Man #1 sticks his male reproductive organ into a Man #2's behind, while that Man #2 puts his penis into the woman, therefore protecting Man #1 from any vaginal diseases. It's only 97% effective.
2) The Blocking of another cock (less frequently used)

1)- "I don't want to get her fat genes if I have sexual relations with her."
- "It's okay, I'll be your ass condom."
- "Thanks, your the best friend ever."

by Mikey Creepy Fingers May 16, 2008

Concord

I just wanted to say that even though Concord is a rich town with kids driving BMWs to school, Acton is too. The school systems are about equal as are the average home prices. Although Concord can be determined as classier than the more "ghetto" Acton, they're both the same."Bla," you're stupid. Go away.

Concord and Acton are very similar towns.

by Someone123 July 29, 2005