Claire

one who is unique, tall, funny, and really clumsy. a unique independent person who knows how to have a great time extremely funny and outgoing. she has lots of friends and is always there for them. when she is down anyone can cheer her up. She will have crushes on many boys but the closest one to her will be her biggest crush. she is a kind of person who smiles a lot; laughs a lot; who is athletic (when she wants to be); and is very picky about who she trusts.

"Woah, that beautiful girl over there looks like a Claire!"

by Cs5 March 10, 2015

Chairman Jao Bai Den

Joe Biden, the supreme leader of Chimerica

America is dead. The CCP is in charge now. Hail Chairman Jao Bai Den.

by Eushshtb March 28, 2021

Claire

She is a Bomb ass mother FUCKER! She LOVES cats and peeps.

claire-Heyyyyy what up motherfuckers!
Everyone else - ayeee claire here!

by Booty_ licious_$waqgg_Yolo May 20, 2013

rim-chair

A rim-chair is a stool with adjustable legs and a toilet seat so you can lower it right over a sitting guy's mouth & tongue so you can give his boy-hole a Randy Rim-Job.

Chris bought us all a rim-chair so now Matt and I can give each other a Randy Rim Job!

by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020

clairissa

Is a bomb boss as bitch that needs a boyfriend but be loyal guys 😩💦❤️

Dude that girl clairissa I'm so gonna ask her out !

by Clairrrrrer March 15, 2017

Angry Claire

During the act of oral sex, specifically a blowjob, the blower bites the blowee's penis off. If performed correctly, only one bite is required. Additional bites may be added if botched. It is usually followed by a donkey punch.

"So this bitch totally tried to give me an angry claire last night."

"She bit your dick off?!"

"Nah, I pulled out and donkey punched her just in time."

by Tha Masta Blasta2 January 30, 2010

claire approach

The Claire Approach is a superb new academic method being exercized by children across the globe. Originating in the east side of MilwaukeeGhettoAss Wisconsin by a young struggling teen of fifteen years of age. Ckat exerted her incredible knack for doing absolutely nothing. Noticing that this approach made life one HELL of a lot easier Ckat continued to use this approach for just about everything. Tests, homework, and just life in general. Because remember kids, "the harder you try the less you succeed."

Mcrab: "Freaking grease***** assigned this HUGEASS paper on the freaking transendentalists!!!!"
Ckat: "No worries, just use the CLAIRE APPROACH."
Mcrab: "NICE!"

by M-Crab-iet-playo-thesecond. December 13, 2007