Chode Mode is when you stick your penis out of the peehole of your boxers/briefs, yet still inside of your pants. Full Chode Mode, is when you pull your entire penis and balls out of your underwear in the same fashion.
by Newterd January 24, 2010
The biggest and baddest of chode's comes with the monstrosity that is a "fat chode." It can be easily defined as a big boi or as we like to call it in New Jersey the devil's torch... it's your penis but like big 'round the middle, and it is (and will never be) a real word, but through the power of the internet you are reading this.
"Dude... Jeremy used his fat chode the sex scene in The Brave Little Toaster."
"Why did the moon landing have to have an american flag and not an acrylic statue of a FAT CHODE?"
"Why did the moon landing have to have an american flag and not an acrylic statue of a FAT CHODE?"
by Nick Gus July 28, 2018
by Cashmere June 04, 2004
by z.e.c.h January 15, 2006
(n) A person, typically a male, in your group, party, guild, etc. that has been irritating you for some time because he is a complete douchebag and/or tool.
Some think this is a medical condition caused the buildup of funk around the skin between the ass hole and the testicles.
Side Effects of this condition:
*Talking like a complete tool
*Person becomes a total douchebag
*Loss of friends
*Voice begins to sound as if a young boy is trying to *immitate a lower, more manly voice
*Cracks way too many gay jokes
*Likes it in the butt
*Eyes become somewhat crossed
*Lacks the ability to produce legitimate come-backs
*Tries to be a 'bro', but fails miserably
*Sucks more dick than your girlfriend
*Fails at life
Some think this is a medical condition caused the buildup of funk around the skin between the ass hole and the testicles.
Side Effects of this condition:
*Talking like a complete tool
*Person becomes a total douchebag
*Loss of friends
*Voice begins to sound as if a young boy is trying to *immitate a lower, more manly voice
*Cracks way too many gay jokes
*Likes it in the butt
*Eyes become somewhat crossed
*Lacks the ability to produce legitimate come-backs
*Tries to be a 'bro', but fails miserably
*Sucks more dick than your girlfriend
*Fails at life
Man, fuck you RJ! You're such a chongling chode!
Dude, that RJ kid is the biggest chode chongler I've ever seen.
Have you met that dude RJ? Talk about you're typical chongling chode.
Dude, that RJ kid is the biggest chode chongler I've ever seen.
Have you met that dude RJ? Talk about you're typical chongling chode.
by chongler69 September 16, 2009
(At a party)
Zebadiah: Dude Code Red I can't find any stir sticks for my Jack with Coke.
Allen: Don't worry Bro I have a solution give me the drink
Zebadiah: Dude your a life saver
Allen:(pulls down his pants Zeb gives his thumps up and Allen jams his penis into the drink pulling a Chode Stir )
Zebadiah: Dude Code Red I can't find any stir sticks for my Jack with Coke.
Allen: Don't worry Bro I have a solution give me the drink
Zebadiah: Dude your a life saver
Allen:(pulls down his pants Zeb gives his thumps up and Allen jams his penis into the drink pulling a Chode Stir )
by Bum Killa 101 April 16, 2009
Chode Bload is a versatile action verb. It means to ruin, to own, to humiliate, to annihilate, to emasculate, to completely destroy, or to fall woefully short of a goal due to unforeseen circumstances. Similar to, but less grandiose and more vulgar than epic fail. This term was first coined by a former member of the ISSJHSS, in early January of 2006 when The University of Texas Longhorn football team shocked the world and chode bloaded the University of Southern California Trojans in the Rose Bowl. Works best in sports discussions.
After Texas won, I screamed to all the haters, "You have been chode bloaded, I saiddddd!"
You think dets bad? Rememba tha time we had five people simultaneously working to get Finals tickets and we all got chode bloaded?
When the Spurs beat the Lakers in six in 2003, the Lakers were so chode bloaded that Kobe Bryant and Derek Fisher actually started crying.
You think dets bad? Rememba tha time we had five people simultaneously working to get Finals tickets and we all got chode bloaded?
When the Spurs beat the Lakers in six in 2003, the Lakers were so chode bloaded that Kobe Bryant and Derek Fisher actually started crying.
by Echo21 September 06, 2008