butt children

ejaculating in someone's butt

My girlfriend wants kids, so I told her I would give her butt children.

She is so hot; I totally want to give her some butt children.

by DRock500 March 26, 2010

Gay-Child

Some one who resembles the characteristics and personalities of a child playing with his own wiener all the time.

Quit being such a Gay-Child like Saman Yazdani.

by Ze WoertMeister August 9, 2010

Dolphin Child

One of the many labels used to describe the children of the New earth, a New Age concept. (see also indigo children, crystal children) A child, teen, or adult who's past life was a dolphin and posesses many dolphin personality traits and habits; loving sea food, interested in marine life, especially dolphins, inclined to aquatic sports or any activity that deals with water, singing, toning, and very empathic and able to read people's feelings and energies, sometimes even thoughts. Very soft, friendly look in eyes and always smiling. Have an awareness that their life purpose is to be an advocate for dolphins and to do spiritual work to help 'heal the planet'.

Girl 1: "That girl over there is quite awkward. She's overly obsessed with dolphins."

Girl 2: "Yes, i know, she has quite a friendly vibe though. When you talk to her it seems as if she already knew you. She might be a dolphin child."

by OceanStar1 August 11, 2010

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.

Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!

by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009

childhood rape

The act of ruining somebody's childhood by sending them an image or a spoiler from the most important film of their life.

Jenny : Oh wow I hope nobody ruins the last Harry Potter for me, I've been waiting to see it for 10 years.
Sam : Hey Jenny, did you hear that Ron and Hermione get married and have children?
Jenny : OH NO!!!! I just got childhood raped. >:(

by Sampl July 17, 2011

Child porn

You are a pedophile. And you know it.

Child porn is what you watch.

by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020

Iraqi children

Children living in the country of Iraq. These children now have the opportunity to do whatever our fantastic society allows us to do, or better, they have:
- until the new free government becomes as dictatorial as the previous one (if not worse);
- if the fact of having possibly lost their homes, families, friends, limbs doesn't create them particular problems;
- until they aren't killed in one of the daily attacks by the terrorist who are now rampaging uncontrollably in the whole country;
- until a particularly scared/nervous/unexperienced soldier who liberated them shoots them by error.

Who was ever giving a damn about the Iraqi children before the war? The excuse were the feared weapons of mass destruction. Then, after no WMD were found, the excuse became "Hey, we liberated the poor people from the bad guy! (And we sold them to the terrorist)"

by Kerrigan May 16, 2005