Cheese Cookie

When you and your partner don't clean up fast enough after a sexual encounter.

She didn't give me a towel and sent me home with a forest full of cheese cookies.

by awaaaa April 14, 2020

cheeper

A small, usually endearing bird with a big heart and a little cheep.

Little tiny cheeper, he’s a little beeper. Cheeping around, cheeping up and down.

by Tibbits September 14, 2020

cheese tiddy

Wha... What? Why would you.. Umm... Yeah... Cheese tiddy is I guess a way to describe something that is frustrating and feels like literal garbage.

Person 1: Yo I'm trying to beat this level and it's so buggy, it's literal cheese tiddy.

by VoidCrypt September 18, 2020

cheese grater

a machine that destroys blocks of cheese in seconds

allan use a cheese grater to destroy the cheese.

by r3t1k0 February 24, 2021

cheese paradox

since cheese has holes in it, the more cheese, the more holes. holes are not cheese, which means you have less cheese with more cheese. so, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.

you'd better tell shrek not to get too much cheese or else the cheese paradox might occur

by yeedinosaur May 27, 2021

Cheese Hooker

a non binary person that sticks a dildo into a piece of gouda cheese

"Jessica is a cheese hooker"

by All-Star Bandit June 29, 2022

Humming Cheese

Excess of semen that collects around ones mouth as a side effect of them expressing audible satisfaction after successfully performing fellatio on a partner.

I came so hard, she had humming cheese all over her face.

by Winos February 3, 2009