captain crunch

when you are performing oral sexual acts on a girl and solid vaginal discharge enters your mouth giving you a crunchy delight.

Wow Gina gave me sum captain crunch last nite!

by Swales February 8, 2007

captain crash

To 'go down with the ship' when crashing a bicycle, skateboard, tricycle, etc.

My little boy captain crashed his trike but did all he could to land the jump.

by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007

Captain Badass McAwesomesauce

someone completely enthralled with themselves, good with kids (like really good), and over-uses the wink/gunshot gesture way too much. Speaks like a pirate and shoots out Awesomesauce when happy.

God, Tom exudes what it takes to be a Captain Badass McAwesomesauce.

by Erin Molloy April 8, 2011

captain obvious

that fucktard who's always lurking arround waiting for the chance to explain anything about a situation known to everyone.

common state ments made by captain obvious are things such as 'wow guys look its raining'. Yes captain obvious is that guy who leaves everyone thingking 'you dense mother fucker'

captain obvious: hey we have schoool on moday

person: thanks for that captain obvious

captain obvious: thats ok

person: you dense mother fucker

by cottnsoft April 10, 2013

captain tatty bo jangles

My scrotum

That's a nice Captain tatty bo jangles you got there.

by Captain tatty bo jangles April 3, 2014

cantankerous whore

A woman who leaves you for your childhood friend

Frankes wife is a cantankerous whore

by Dhornet7 April 29, 2014

The Captain Jaybird

recieving oral sex while driving a boat and right as you ejaculate you push her head down onto your shaft(causing her to gag and/or choke), pull her up and immediately box her ears and push her off the boat. As you are giving her a sturdy shove don't forget to yell "peace bitch, tell your friends!"

That son of a bitch said he was taking me fishing and all I got was "The Captain Jaybird

by dirtyjaybird85 March 10, 2011