Butthole Mouth

Sucking a dick after it has been in your or a butthole.
I was fucking this bitch in the butt, pulled my dick out and shoved it in her mouth before she knew what was going on and I laughed and called her Butthole Mouth.
by Ifuckedyomominthebutt December 21, 2017
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Excellent butthole

Exclamation.

1. A salutation for the socially-awkward meaning, "Good-bye. Thank you for a wonderful day of joy, jokes, and memories. Hope the remainder of your day is excellent, and you make kickass pumpkin carvings of animal orifices."
Florence: "Bye, excellent navigation today."
Taylor: "Excellent butthole."
Taylor: "I'm sorry. My brain has been exhausted of all energy levels, and it just decided to stop functioning. I am ashamed."
by Master of Shit Jobs October 09, 2022
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Butthole Deficiency

Your butthole stopped working and it's time to have butthole surgery.
Oh no! I have a bad case of Butthole Deficiency!
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Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 11, 2023
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butthole crust

When someone cums in your anus and you let it dry inside you and then pull it out and substitute it for sugar on your morning cereal
Hey man, can you give me some of your butthole crust for my fruit loops!
by @youngmoneyrhuggler November 17, 2017
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Cucumber Butthole

THE WORST MOST VILE INSULT THAT HAS EVER CAME OUT OF ANYONE's MOUTH.DONT SAY THIS YOU WiLL BE BEAT UP IMMEDIANLTY. THIS IS VERY RACIST
"Corneelius the Fifth is Such a Cucumber Butthole"
by MyBallsAreVeryItchy July 08, 2023
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Spicy butthole disease

When you consume spicy foods and you feel like it's not gonna come out good later.
I'm gonna have spicy butthole disease later.

Or

I have spicy butthole disease.
by ghostlypeachess February 13, 2020
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