A man? who thinks only because your currently together and in a relationship, you must be their private property. Someone who takes over your life and JUSTIFIES TORTURE IN THE NAME OF LOVE. Some you cook for, do laundry for, Screw, kiss ass for, get into bitchy fights with your best friends and parents for, give up the world for, give your soul up for, get battered and blue eyed for (sometimes), eventually to be called a paid SLUT.A guy who bunks work to check up on you at random times (for months). A guy who gives you the account statement for all the money he ever spent on you once you guys are on the verge of breaking up, especially when he was the one who vehemently insisted "you deserve every penny I could ever spend on you DARLING and I will never in my life regret this".
Someone who spends loads of cash on you.....only because you're currently living up to his definition of a slave, and the day you stop doing the bidding of....will call you a high-maintenance-whore he screwed for your bedroom skills ONLY.
Someone who spends loads of cash on you.....only because you're currently living up to his definition of a slave, and the day you stop doing the bidding of....will call you a high-maintenance-whore he screwed for your bedroom skills ONLY.
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When Sarah tells Ankur She's having drinks with friends on a sunday----
Ankur--"So, on a Sunday when I want to spend time with you( when Ankur works from home), you want to go see your friends? (people you haven't met in months) and on the one weekend that we have, you want me to cook( can't cook to save his life) for myself while you're out having fun and getting sloshed with your bitches(because he's figured out all your friends hate him and he personally can't handle more than 2 drinks AND he's socially retarded).
When Sarah tells Ankur She's having drinks with friends on a sunday----
Ankur--"So, on a Sunday when I want to spend time with you( when Ankur works from home), you want to go see your friends? (people you haven't met in months) and on the one weekend that we have, you want me to cook( can't cook to save his life) for myself while you're out having fun and getting sloshed with your bitches(because he's figured out all your friends hate him and he personally can't handle more than 2 drinks AND he's socially retarded).
by Girl,Interrupted September 30, 2009
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hi i’m brandan i think your a nice person we should hang out sometime and get to know each other i will be a good boyfriend for you
by good boyfriend May 14, 2018
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by Alyssa Thomas November 11, 2008
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"So Chris, are you with Nina, or Joanne?"
"Hmm...let's see... Joanne broke up with me, and got with Nick, and then broke up with him, got back with me, then went to Jonah, then back to Nick, and again with me, but I was sick of her boyfriend tagging, so I said it was enough, and got together with Nina."
"Oh. So she was a Boyfriend Tagger.
"Hmm...let's see... Joanne broke up with me, and got with Nick, and then broke up with him, got back with me, then went to Jonah, then back to Nick, and again with me, but I was sick of her boyfriend tagging, so I said it was enough, and got together with Nina."
"Oh. So she was a Boyfriend Tagger.
by Girfriend Tagee May 31, 2009
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Basically any white woman these days with a black/hispanic boyfriend because MTV and the politically correct left-wing America says that's what's cool.
Usually results in single motherhood.
Usually results in single motherhood.
Ashley LOVED Usher's music so she went out and grabbed any ol black loser boyfriend to show off to everyone how 'open minded' she is. Now she's 9 months pregnant and the baby daddy is in jail for mugging people with a Glock and had packets of crack in his possession. Doesn't matter though, she already hadn't seen him for the last 8 months after he found out she was pregnant. He bailed on her and got aonther 4 white girls pregnant instead. (And bounced on them too).
by KeepinItRealYo September 24, 2012
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Hey Sally, this is my Boyfriend-In-Law,(name), and hopefully soon he will make my sister an honest woman.
by Supertcher June 15, 2009
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