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Toilet Bowl Confetti 

The dried urine, dandruff, and pubic hair found on and around a toilet bowl.
Ex.1
Jane: Our guests will be over soon, have you cleaned up the toilet bowl confetti yet?
Jack: Not yet, I was busy washing the dishes!
Ex.2
Joe: Dude this party is hella dope. Where's the bathroom though, I got a huge dump tryin' to crawl outta my powdered donut, if ya know what I mean.
Bill: It's down the hall and to the left, but watch out for the toilet bowl confetti.
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toilet bowl writing 

When you run out of things to write about so you just reword the same thing over and over again

(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare
"A hundred page paper due tomorrow. Time for a little toilet bowl writing."
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breakfast bowl

marijuana smoked early in the morning, usually before breakfast
Yeah, my brother likes to smoke a breakfast bowl when he leaves his girlfriend's place in the morning.

Super Bowl 53 

Super Bowl 53. One of the most boring super bowls most people have watched. Ending in the patriots victory over the rams 13-3. The game was mainly a defensive game and was very unimpressive on the offensive of side. Tom Brady who is considered one of the best quarter backs of all time has now one 6 Super Bowls and the patriots are tied with the Steelers both with 6 Super Bowls for each NFL franchise
John-hey did you catch Super Bowl 53 Last Night?
Matt-yeah i would’ve rather watched paint dry
Super Bowl 53 by Saucyrunning February 4, 2019

Super Bowl 2019

Bland, Boring, must I go on?
Yo, Super Bowl 2019, am I right?
Super Bowl 2019 by RedIkana February 4, 2019
1) All the leftovers from your refrigerator for the week mixed into a bowl. May cause gastrointestinal distress or have conflicting flavors but you only live once so have at those leftovers. (2) A restaurants about to expire ingredients mixed into a bowl and offered at a discounted rate.
I took my Chipotle, McDonalds and Taco bell leftovers and made a YOLO Bowl so the food didn't go to waste.
YOLO Bowl by DCSNOWPATROL October 7, 2019

Turkey Bowl 

Thanksgiving is ruined because Joe used the Turkey for a Turkey Bowl.
Turkey Bowl by John Sandusci November 12, 2019