bacon

the reason im not Muslim.

"Bacon is awesome."

by ninenine9 November 9, 2012

Bacon muncher

An individual with an odd fetish for performing oral sex on obese ladiessss (BMI over 35).

"Gary's going to Lane Bryant to look for prospective bacon munching opportunities." (verb use)

"Did you see the girl that Gary is grinding up against? Dude is a total bacon muncher." (noun use)

"If bacon munching were an Olympic sport, Gary would take home the gold." (gerund use)

by Not Gary September 5, 2012

Bacon Bits Tits

Something as awesome as bacon bits and tits all at once, if that's possible.

This beer is the Bacon Bits Tits man.

by Ynot2 April 25, 2013

Bacon

Booty, butt, rump, buttocks, gluteus maximus, ass.

"Man, my boyfriend's bacon is the best thing for breakfast."

"The only bacon I eat is my girlfriend's. Thicc and juicy everytime."

by Yeonkkot September 21, 2017

Bacon

A little hug from God (according to Google that is, I'd have to agree)

Kid: Hey dad, what's for breakfast?
Dad: The only thing we have is bacon
Kid: SWEET!

by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018

pushing bacon egg and cheese 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

THIS IS SO PUSHING BACON EGG AND CHEESE OMG.

omg omg omg om gom gomgomgomggomgom bacon egg and cheese

lemme get a bacon egg and cheese hehehehe
This is for the New yorkians
lemme get a bacon egg and cheese hehehehe
lemme get a bacon egg and cheese hehehehe

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OMG YOU JUST PULLED A 5 STAR, THAT IS SO pushing bacon egg and cheese 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 .

by Stonnnn2 May 21, 2022

Bacon

Short and simple

-Meat. Candy.

I'm hungry, mom! i want some meat candy!

Im making bacon right now honey!

by Blake lee sexy taco June 8, 2009