wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman

yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan

by busscboy June 17, 2024

hedge wizard

Conner Hyatt

Conner is a hedge wizard

by Hedge wizard 2.0 June 21, 2018

Wizard Finger

Verb describing the process of probing one’s rectum to administer a prostate exam.

Saw my doctor this morning. Gave me the old wizard finger!

by Wally Fingers April 10, 2024

wirey wizard

a 40 year old named Kevin Heraty who needs to cop the fuck on

Kev or Wirey Wizard just can't stop getting into fights

by handlebyoy November 22, 2023

Wizard Fingers

Fingernails that have gone a while without a clipping and have grown well beyond the fingertips to take on a look convetionally considered eccentric or unkempt

You seen Dave lately? Dude looks like he's been chained to a dungeon wall all year—he's got long locks and wizard fingers now.

by QuiteRadical August 6, 2023

Wizard Dancer

A weird magical wizard guy dancing to Irish music. Also seen in his wizard castle.

OMG it is a (Wizard Dancer)

by pseudo1234imcool January 5, 2020

Wizard

-An alternative way of calling "Hacks" If the gameplay doesn't allow players to hackusate. This is used on the gameplay, Minecraft (Some of the servers).
- It has the same definition of Magic.

*Player Gets killed with hacks*
Player: OMG A Wizard!

by Rotten Ice Tea May 16, 2016