waynes

A unit of measurement for quantifying the goodness or badness of someone or something.

Usually expressed on a scale of one to five, with one being not all that good and five being very good. In this schema, the word is used with the modifying adjective "up."

Conversely, can be paired with the modifying adjective "down"
to express how bad something or someone is, with one indicating pretty bad and five meaning unbelievably awful.

Very similar to the "thumbs up" or "thumbs down" schema commonly used by the unimaginative, but any time waynes are brought into the picture the intensity of the message is increased by a factor of ten trillion.

Did you see that Meghan McCain chick? Man I give her five waynes up.

Ugh did you see that nasty old Sarah Palin grandma? Five waynes down!

by Definitely Not Wayne August 22, 2009

the wayne

When a man sits on a rotating table, or lazy Susan and proceeds to get rammed in the anus by a helmet mounted dildo worn by 13 of his closest friends

I head that guy had his mates round for the Wayne session

by Notamoose68 November 23, 2017

wayne rooney

Rooney is a scouse
I saw him rob your house.

Wayne Rooney is an ugly child, and he hates to lose the ball. But very good.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

meat wagon

A meat wagon is a police van, as it has contains many pigs(police).

'yo crush that blunt, here comes a meat wagon'

by dj May 23, 2004

Wagon Wheels

30 inch rims. Called Wagons Wheels because they look like wagon wheels that would be used on Old-West Covered Wagons.

"Im sweatin like a foo, i just bought tha pill, lookin down on you boys on them chrome wagon wheels, im rollin rollin on these wagon wheels."

-Project Pat

by DonnieHack December 30, 2007

Waynesboro

Small town 20 min south of augusta where you are white trailer trash redneck, white preppy rich farmer, doctor, or lawyers kid. Oh wait you also have those kids that are rich from their daddys owning a store b/c there is no competition. All the black people live in the projects, hood, or ghetto. Everyone is a pothead. The Sheriff even helps bring it in to the town which keeps the blacks under control considering the town is about 70% black and illiterate.

Waynesboro

by jlr_123 December 15, 2008

John Wayne Booty

When a female has the most amazing of asses.... John Wayne was known as "The Duke" and John Wayne Booty is known as "The Dook".

Hey Rob, yeah Dan? Check out the John Wayne booty on that ho.... its the "DOOK". Hell Yes, I wish she'd shit on my chest.

by dcn October 14, 2009