Unfavorable crush

When you like a guy/girl and your friends, normally all but one are, against the idea of you being together for no reason, if any, their idiot ones

Girl 1: *dreamy sigh* we’re so perfect together, we’re literally gonna get hitched
Girl 2: yeah I can see that
Girls 3,4,5: omg he’s so bad and dumb and not worth it
Girl 2: ignore them, they just think it’s a unfavorable crush
Girl 1: yeah...oh well

by 👍🏼It’s @ joke__👍🏼 June 14, 2020

unflaccidises

unflaccidises - When something is so good the penis slowly gets errect therefore it "unflacideses" making it not-flaccid anymore.

"Bro this song is so good this part unflaccidises you"
"i clicked on the link you sent me im totally unflaccidised"

"this is some unflacciding content"

by Cosmatic June 26, 2020

UnFed Cock

An unusually thin cock which signifies that a person is poverty-stricken.

James: Fobby, looks like you got an Unfed Cock their buddy.

Fobby: Yeah, wanna have a taste?

by The Man Man Man July 21, 2020

Unfortunity

An unfortunate opportunity. Can be used to describe opportunistic events where the outcome ends up being less fortunate than expected.

A: Janet had sex with Edgar.
B: What an unfortunity since they didn't find out they were cousins until after the family reunion.

by Zeus Aurel August 19, 2020

Unfacts

Also spelled "unfax"; Meaning untruthful; not being relevant to the conversation

Person 1: Damn she hot asf
Person 2: Unfacts

by Creator of Unfacts September 5, 2020

Unfacts

Adjective: A word meaning the opposite of "facts"; untruthful; incorrect

Person 1: Damn she bad asf
Person 2: Nigga tf, unfacts

by Creator of Unfacts September 5, 2020

Unfuckwithable

Something that is so good that you can’t fuck with it

Ava and Braxton are unfuckwithable at pong. They’re just so damn good.

by a!eck! September 6, 2020