toast

one of the most frivalous foods, found among the jolly lands of the commoner.
bread after it comes out of the toaster becomes toast.

Alex: "hey man, you wanna go get some toast?"
Gregg: "yeah, dude toast is the shit."

by deejaylovesmaddie December 29, 2009

Toasty Bullet

The act of heating ones penis with a hair dryer until unbearably hot, then inserting penis into an icy-hot lubed anal orifice.

Man, my dick still hasn't recovered from that Toasty Bullet. It won't stop burning!

by Enjoilogic June 27, 2010

Toasty Goat

The pseudo-sexual act of consuming campfire delicacies (i.e. s'mores), puking up said delicacies upon a roasted goat, then wrapping the goat and yourself in tinfoil while performing sexual acts inside, usually on a beach.

The excursion to the Indiana dunes was ruined when Jordan made toasty goats in front of the girl scout troop.

by TUFTSFOREVER December 14, 2013

Toadstool

The surname of Princess Peach from the Mario series

Dear Mario, please come to the castle, I've baked a cake for you, yours truly, Princess Toadstool, Peach

by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

ToasterSteve

A suicide method in which one uses a toaster to set their bed on fire and crawls under it, while live streaming on webcam.

High probability of survival.

Invented on 4chan.

ToasterSteve feigned bringing lulz to 4chan by camwhoring the most half-assed suicide attempt in history.

by thoribae October 11, 2018

whatever toasts your bagel

Synonymous with "Whatever floats your boat"

An expression used as a response when someone else says something that is somewhat strange or odd.

Person A: "I like to sleep with socks on."
Person B: "Whatever toasts your bagel."

by Alexandra(: May 8, 2010

stack o toads

slang used in place of ectasy.

Jared asked Jay "would you happen to have a stack o toads?" Jay replied, "no, but devon might be able to get some".

by chabot July 19, 2006