scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.

My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.

by Sandolorian December 13, 2021

On the clock

A term/phrase used when a minor is 12 and under like the numbers on the clock 1-12

'ay shorty kinda bad but she on the clock, you know what that means no cock"

by dillpickel<3;3 June 09, 2022

On the clock

Countdown until he/she is cut off or countdown for keeping in contact

You on the clock! She keep playing ima put her on the clock!

by Slangk!lla June 06, 2022

melting the clock

When a person or player of a game is stalling for the clock to lose time for them to win!

Lebron James was melting the clock in order for his team to win

by Bigtasty556 March 10, 2018

danning the clock

when playing madden and the opposing player is running the playclock down to 1 second every play, before the 3rd qtr.

stop danning the clock its only the 2nd qtr

by phillipchuntz December 29, 2011

Phantom Clock Hit

The Phantom Clock Hit is a bullshit chess strategy for timed games, in which a player feigns pressing their clock after making their move in an attempt to bait their opponent into making an illegal move by not playing on their own time.

"You bitch, you pulled a Phantom Clock Hit?!?!?"

by Mallard Ducks February 07, 2025

dildo clock

The thing you try to buy for your best sam but then she gets really mad at you :( <3

"Katherine stop. Are you fucking kidding me. I do not want a dildo clock"

by Dildoclock November 27, 2017