tweet and delete

The act of posting a tweet on Twitter, usually an inflammatory one, then deleting it, either due to paranoia or a realization that haters gonna hate.

Jim quickly realized that dissing Kim Kardashian for being a soulless whore was a waste of time, and practiced the zen art of tweet and delete.

by Path July 21, 2011

Twopenguins

The mother fucking Twopenguins enough said.

Who is Twopenguins? He is a mother fucker

by Twopenguins December 23, 2012

twerkabatin

When one assumes the position of twerkin and while one twerks, one also conducts masturbation

While the hoodrat was in the club he stuck his hand down his pants and started twerkabatin.

by Justasoldier December 4, 2013

twerkadromic disease

the twerkadromic disease is found in lots of girls and sometimes boys who have a strong addiction to twerking. they will start lots of conversations about it and they will do it all the time no matter where the place, that if the only dance move they will do at parties.

Courtney told Aria that she had the twerkadromic disease so while Aria was in the midst of twerkin it out, Courtney pushed her.

by brunettebarbie7 December 14, 2013

twerkitis

A non fatal illness that manifest itself in the chronic urge to twerk in inappropriate places.

After the episode in Wal-mart we thought meemaw had Parkinson's, but the Doctor said it was just an advanced case of twerkitis.

by ballz itchy July 11, 2014

twerkulence

Accidentally passing gas while twerking.

Sentence: "Damn Stephanie, what the hell did you eat before you came to the club? That's some badass twerkulence!!!"

by Boris, Bon, Kit & Stephulence August 27, 2014

twerk and jerk

When you shake your ass in someone's face while jerking them off.

Guy 1: Yo did you see that chick's butt?
Guy 2: Yea I also heard she gives and nice twerk and jerk.
Guy 1: how do you know?
Guy 2: I was there...

by thisguysuka May 20, 2014