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turkeybendalar 

A good example of the turkeybendalar.
This is how you can trick your friends and relatives.
Ask someone if they would like to see a turkeybendalar.
When they say yes just take there wrist and twist it behind
there back and up. Behold the turkey bending.
Similar actions would be wedgie or snuggy.
I showed my brother the turkeybendalar and he was not pleased.
turkeybendalar by cruger- October 30, 2007
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Turkey Lurkey Time

A fun and extremely catchy song/dance number from "Promises Promises". The number, in the 1960's style, was a showstopper.
It's Turkey Lurkey Time, Tom Turkey ran away but he just came home. It's Turkey Lurkey Time, he's really home to stay, never more to roam.
Turkey Lurkey Time by Goolia95 November 16, 2010

Turkey Lurkey Time

A crazy song/dance number from the musical "Promises Promises". It is extremely catchy and the dance is a lot of fun.
It's Turkey Lurkey Time. Tom Turkey ran away but he just came home. It's Turkey Lurkey Time. He's really home to stay, never more to roam.
Turkey Lurkey Time by Goolia22 November 18, 2010

Turkey dick 

A unit of measurement and curvature while drinking
Those roads are as straight as a turkey dick
Turkey dick by Perkins March 11, 2017

turkeyhatman

@turkeyhatman aka one of the goats of tiktok
"Turkeyhatman is the best" "yeah I agree"

withered turkey

A derogative term referring to a limp penis after ejaculation.
Stupid Ho: Ha ha! Look at that little withered turkey!
Guy With Shriveled Penis: *SMACK!* STFU!

flamin' turkey 

to have intercourse with another's orifice whilst having tobasco, salsa or any other sort of hot sauce slatherd on your weiner. Named for the rather phallic nature of a turky's appearence.
"bo-DIFF i's givin' dat ho a flamin' turkey so bad, i had to top her off wit' da special sauce"
flamin' turkey by poo-manchu May 13, 2008