Swimming in my own lane

Something you say when you're unbothered by other people's opinions. You stick to what you want to do.

Don't tell me to walk faster, I'm swimming in my own lane!

by puzzleslacker August 3, 2025

Swimultaneous

Trying to stay in your swimlane, but other people aren't doing their work so you have to be in multiple lanes at once.

Jerry refuses to do his fucking job so I have to be swimultaneous again!

by Corporate Dumbass August 16, 2025

Swimcest

When people from the same swim team start dating. Typically doesn't end well.

Don't commit swimcest, girl. They always hate each other and stay on the same team in the end.

by keith_heathcliff September 8, 2025

swimslut

A slur against Sports Illustrated (Sluts Illustrated) and their infamous Swimsuit Edition (the Swimslut Edition).

More than a few find the magazine to be a pointless and gratuitous sexualisation, especially because of the Swimslut edition. Anything to retain a dwindling audience in a marketplace saturated with Internet and pr0n.

by bitchuck November 3, 2025

Sticky Swimmers Ear

When a Man is getting a blow job and right before he reaches climax he turns the womans head and Ejaculates in her ear.

" She was slobbin my knob and I totally gave her the Sticky Swimmers ear last night, that bitch still can't hear out of her right ear!" said max

by G-spunktastic January 13, 2010

ducks swimming

Only the BEST swim team out there. They're like a family.

Yo man did you meet the girls from ducks swimming?

Yeah, they were the best! I wish I was cool enough to join.

by awwwhyeeeee January 2, 2011

Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"

by FrigOff May 20, 2014