shake hands with the sheriff

Slang word for masturbation

When I'm home alone, I like to shake hands with the sheriff

by Mike P. June 3, 2004

Shake and bake

The way most things are done in the trailer park. Food, drugs, putting their babies to sleep...

Guy 1 "Damn that's some shitty meth."

Guy 2 " It's shake and bake, and I helped."

by RideDucati May 29, 2016

Butt Shake

The post-anal-sex act of placing a straw in your partners anus and sucking out the mixture usually consisting of (but not limited to) semen, fecal matter, blood, sweat, etc. Generally used in the homosexual sub-culture but has recently popped up on the radar in the straight community.

After I got through pumping (and blowing my load in) gary's stink star, I put a straw in and enjoyed me some good ol' BUTT SHAKE!!

by joeydnewyork September 12, 2011

Strawberry Shake Man

Someone who is in a constant state of wealth, women, and in most cases, hand-picked strawberries, allowing him to keep his semen fresh and fruity.

Look over there Sally, it’s the Strawberry Shake Man!!!

by jkuttitup November 24, 2017

swaket

commonly mistaken for a plain sweater with a zipper.

Arron:"common lets go Joe!"
Joe:"ok, just let me grab my swaket!"

by Aliesha Gardner February 28, 2008

Shake'm Up

Alcoholic beverage made from, one part grapefruit juice, and one part Thunder Bird wine.

Joe said he had a bottle of T-Bird. Lets get some grapefruit juice at the store. We'll go to his place and Shake'm Up.

by Pvt Mike S. September 12, 2005

shaken

Basketball term/ verb meaning someone is being skilled up/ crossed/ left or "given a dance" in game.

1) Jordan is on the ball...
Team-mate: "Shake him Jordan!"
Jordan crosses the defender, leaving him stumbling and scores his lay-up.

2) The defender was crosses twice and fell for the fake. He surely was shaken by the point guard.

by LT_Pro November 25, 2013