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Smuckrun

A trip to the grocery store for Smuckers brand jam or jelly.
Billy went on a smuckrun since we had nothing to put on our toast.
by jiminyjilikers June 3, 2011
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smuckduck

a person who eats poop nonstop. also defined as a meranda.
What the fuck is that smuckduck eating now?? He is such a meranda.
by stugan October 11, 2011
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shucksadaisy

The combination of, "aww shucks" and, "whoops a daisy" in a sarcastic manor to express a lack of interest of care for someones mundane issues.
Jill: My favorite lipstick shade just rolled under the fridge.

Bob: Aww shucksadaisy!

Jill: Fuck you Bob!
by zax2235 August 29, 2012
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Sluck

A hoe that likes hockey players' weiner. (Puck slut)
by Nrc December 3, 2013
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sluckevania

- an adjective to describe someone who is unprofessional and sloppy in appearance, and while also displaying a poor and decidedly negative attitude (usually with a sour look on their face).
"Hey, there goes your sluckevania basketball coach.'
by 4justalaugh April 15, 2014
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shucking the bearded clam

The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
by FairladyZ February 4, 2015
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Shucking

The sound made from wet love-making.
*Moist squelching sounds*
"Mmm, yeah, you like me shucking you, don't you, baby?"
"God, yes! Don't stop, don't stop, don't stoppppppppp! Mmmhmmmmhmmmm..."
by Mortechant July 6, 2015
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