straight gay girl

Where one girl who is straight is gay for another girl but says she's straight.

Girl 1: OMG, Zendaya is SOOOOO hot. I'm like so gay for her.
Girl 2: But are you like, bisexual now?
Girl 1: WHAT?! Noooo. I'm like, totes straight!
Girl 2: You're such a straight gay girl.

by my sexuality is a river May 18, 2020

Straight month

A month to celebrate straight man atsushi, July

Dazai “look it’s straight man atsushi”
Kunikida “yeaaa doesn’t he have that month named after him, erm….what’s it called again???”
Dazai “straight month!!”

by Uknown1234?? July 2, 2021

Super straight

Super straight = small pp and transphobia

Guy: hey I'm super straight

Girl: *walks away*

by Alex5gum March 8, 2021

Super straight

A virgin

Them: I’m super straight 👹

Literally anyone else: you’re transphobic.

by Dontask105136 March 7, 2021

Straight Edge

Branched off of a song by minor threat. Wasn't purposely created. Straight Edge is not a set of rules, nor a movement. It is an anti-stupidity, anti-obsession, pro-positive, pro-alertness thinking idea.

Some kids took it too far and now it is tagged with a gang or elitist mentality.

"sXe"

by happy go licky June 26, 2003

straitature

to describe something very straight or how immaculately straight something is.

the straitature of this desk is immaculate😃

by abinaynay42 December 12, 2020

straight log

A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.

So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.

My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.

by DaGoose February 1, 2006