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Shell Shocked

Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.
Wow girl! I was at a party last night and had way to much to drink and woke up shell shocked!
by ICE BEARD THE PIRATE October 2, 2018
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two handed shocker

If you thought that she liked the shocker, give the two handed shocker!
by Mark DeMuth December 5, 2005
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Shockey

1. To completely overpower or crush an opponent with brute force.

2. To be humiliated or ran over when standing your ground.

3. To dominate.

(See PwN)

Derived from the New York Giants Player: (Jeremy) Shockey.
Spectator A: "Did you see that guy get run over!?"

Spectator B: "Yeah! He sure got shockied."
by Ronald J. Gagne Jr. September 17, 2005
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Stockton

One of the sweetest, funniest guys you'll meet. He's shy but once you get to know him, he will rock your world. He's a heartbreaker. He's cute but mysterious. He loves sports. Stockton's are competitive when it comes to sports, but that's what makes them cute.
Person 1: I think i'm in love!
Person 2: With who?
Person 1: Stockton!
Person 2: Stockton is a great guy!
by saucierbytheminute December 25, 2019
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silkk da shocker

Best rapper ever to be born in New Orleans. Youngest brother of Master P.
"I'm Silkk Da Shocka!! Yeah that's me"
by d-Mack April 29, 2004
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Shell Shock

A condition that occurs only in high school guidance counselors. Those affected will spend hours at grocery stores running tests on eggs looking for the perfect carton. They usually become angry when people suggest they mix and match the eggs.
Dante was about to call the cops on a Shell Shocked counselor in the Quick Stop, but a woman told him not to worry about it, because they always pay for what they break and clean up after themselves
by KossB May 11, 2006
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stockies

Refers to the stock standard rims or wheels on a car.
nice rims dude!
Yeah thanks, too good for burnouts, use the stockies for that.
by tweeked July 16, 2006
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