A traditional indian marriage ritual activity that involves shitting in the middle of a busy street(busier the better) and sensually massaging the subsequent mix of shit and asphalt all over the sexual partner's body, with great emphasis on the orifices. Once the thin, even coat of mud, shit, asphalt, and skin particles are virtually indistinguishable to each other, the ritual is complete and the two may be pronounced husband and lesser husband(wife).
"Bro, you haven't been to New Delhi? Bad bitches over there give the dirtiest Sloppy Ganeshes. Some dude died from one once from typhoid fever."
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Get the sloppy doppy mug.I went round Swifts house to play A bit or Ark, His mum gave me sloppy brain in the shed. Whilst police daddy watched me.
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Get the sloppy brain mug.The male variant of the Sloppy Unicorn. An intrepid slattern affixes a strap-on Fleshlight to the back of her head and lays down on her stomach. Her lucky male partner of choice then engages in coitus with said Fleshlight. The location of the Fleshlight is meant to simulate the location of a whale's blowhole.
Female: "Ohhhhh honey! It's Valentine's day today, and you know what that means!"
/brandishes Fleshlight
Male: "Fuuuuucka you, whaaaaaale! Sloppy Beluga time!"
/brandishes Fleshlight
Male: "Fuuuuucka you, whaaaaaale! Sloppy Beluga time!"
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Get the Sloppy Falafel mug.When one loves to give head so sloppy that the spit runs down their ass crack. Swallowing is recommended for protein after the hard work.
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