jet scarpino

a sweet dude who ate paint chips as a small child. may have been dropped down multiple flights of stairs. enjoys the soothing sounds of adult contemporary music. may not know how to opperate a motor vehicle.

"did jet scarpino do jamie in the bathroom?"

"does andrew fuck dirties? COME ON!"

by mangaman420 March 29, 2005

Dry Shampoo

Shampoo in a spray can for when your kids are driving you nuts, making a mess of your house, your husband doesn't know how to lend a hand and you have zero minutes for yourself.

I have a parent-teacher conference in and hour with no time to shower. I guess I'll just use the dry shampoo to make my hair not look like it hasn't been washed in a week.

by Courage03 March 12, 2018

sharpshot

1. A sharpshooter

2. One that shoots sharply

3. A master of smilies

<sherp> ~<|:&#8976;D->-
<danneh> SHARPSHOT!!!!!

by teh shotsharp February 17, 2003

Sharpet

A stain left after accidently getting Sharpie marker on ones carpet.

Oh No! I just Sharpeted all over.

by Bowlseph Nemo December 29, 2008

Shampagne

n. Expensive sparkling wine not produced in the Champagne region of France

"Wow! Who would have thought you could pay $100 for shampagne"

by Auto de Fe December 14, 2009

Shampoo Effect

The phenomenon of when it takes just a little bit of booze to get drunk the day after a night of many alcoholic beverages. The same way as when a bottle of shampoo is almost empty and it just takes a little bit of water to make more shampoo.

"Man im feeling drunk after these 2 beers for some reason. It must be the shampoo effect going on from all those shots I did last night."

by Gun5linger August 9, 2012

sharpen your crayon

(1.) To masturbate into the back of your 60-pack crayola crayon box.

I'm going to sharpen your crayon...ONE HANDED!

by CLAIREDEANDESIREE August 15, 2007