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The Secret Agent

When receiving a blow job and asked to notify the blowjober when ejaculation is imminent. Upon said notification the blowjober unexpectedly inserts their index finger into the blowjobee's anus.
While I was getting a hummer in the hottub I tapped my girl on the head and she slipped me the secret agent.
by J-dubb-emm February 18, 2011
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Scratum

The act of striking a male in the testicles with one's fist or object, but never the foot
Holy Crap You just got scratumized
by Sexybeast9023 March 2, 2009
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Boobie-secret

secrets which girls share with one of their chest pressed against another(sometimes while changing clothes), the most private, and possibly life-destroying secrets, usually told in a locker room, or in a bathroom.
Jill told Rachel a Boobie-secret in the girl's locker room! Jacki told me it was about butt-zits!
by SLYX August 21, 2009
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Secret Frustration

Something that you don’t understand or doesn’t make sense why it happens to you, but you also know that God could change the situation, because He can remove that obstacle, open that closed door, or remove that temptation or addiction.
Be it a situation in your health, your finances, or a relationship, when God doesn’t seem to be intervening to turn things around, know that His grace is sufficient for every one of your secret frustrations.
by MathPlus January 6, 2019
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Secret Pedophile Tag

A Game in which you literally avoid a person much younger than you to make sure no undesired romantic relationship is formed.
Secret Pedophile Tag: Its like regular tag but she doesn't know that she's it and if I get tagged I don't just become it, I become a pedophile.
by Pat! June 25, 2008
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scratch rash

a peson who holds up lines to purchase lottery tickets every day
The scratch rash may have found the remedy for distracting the mind from problems at hand but he is investing in despair.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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text secretary

A individual given charge of duties involved with text messaging for another individual (these include inscribing, forwarding, deleting, proofreading, etc.)
Brother. My vision problems and carpal tunnel syndrome have become rather problematic. Can you be my text secretary?
by ztra and ________ July 20, 2010
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