the spooner

when you pop out your girlfriends glass eye with a rusty spoon and fuck her scull through her eye socket

dont lip off to me bitch or i"ll give you that spooner!!!

by ugly food that stinks May 15, 2003

big spoon

When spooning, the partner on the inside. Generally the man, or taller partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being big spoon," not "I like being the big spoon")

see also ladle.

While cuddling, Jenna prefers to be big spoon.

by Cosmo July 31, 2005

spoon

an object used by ass wipes who cant use knives and forks!

the spoon is for your soup/ pudding ass wipe!!

by dinkle 78 August 4, 2003

wooden spoon

It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long.

The boy popped a wooden spoon as he watched his neighbors have sex through their bedroom window.

by Ryan J G February 17, 2006

spoonbauer

To loan, borrow or appropriate an object.

"Can I spoonbauer your screwdriver?" or, "Would you spoonbauer me your extra tickets to the hockey game?" or, "I am going to spoonbauer that rusty old lawnmower."

by Carl C. Roberts June 11, 2006

spoon straw

An amazing invention that combines the spoon and the straw into one diabolicle utensil!

Yo i ate my coke spider with a spoon straw!

by loky-lok February 8, 2008

Spoon

The combination of the words Snow and Poon.

Paul-Did you get that spoon on the skii lift?
Ed- I sure did!
Paul- I sure wish I could get spoon like you with them dairyfarmers

by Spoon man420 March 15, 2010