White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer

The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.

Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11

Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!

by Dinardi January 7, 2021

steamer queen

a woman who gives out blowjobs.

Suzy is a steamer queen, I've heard she takes on lines of men.

by Michael A Goodrich December 1, 2006

Pittsburgh Steamer

This is when a guy or girl is getting shitted on by a guy or girl. This is not considered a pittsburgh steemer unless the person is getting off to this horrible thing. Its then called rape.

Billy: "Hey babe..i got to shit"
Ann: "Oh man..shit on me..on my tits"
Billy:"Ok...(shitting away)"
Ann:"Oh damn...shit on me...ooooooo!"

Thats a pittsburgh steamer!

by allamerwhiteguy September 26, 2005

stanley steamer

when you see an older woman with a real tight body, meaning she is real old as is the stanley steamer

Wow check out that Stanley Steamer walking over there

by Joe Broney January 11, 2009

Cleveland Steamer

New nickname for LeBron James

dude: "LeBron chose Miami?"
Other Dude: "Yeah, he pulled a real Cleveland Steamer"

by snallygaster2 July 10, 2010

tramp steamer

n. When a prostitute (or any other unsavory lady) takes a shit on you.

I haven't had anyone shit on me recently... I think I'll see if I can find an escort to give me a tramp steamer.

That skank from biology gave me a tramp steamer last nite. I had to take three showers afterwards.

He was so drunk that he actually asked a nun to give him a tramp steamer.

by apollo morrison August 30, 2011

chap a steamer

To take a Dump... And or a Shit.

That's about it.

tha malcontent

I am going to Chap a Steamer on this Camping Trip, and I will use the ShitMaster 5000 to do it.

by tha malcontent August 1, 2007