softy bang

When a chick is too ugly to get a hard on and she insists on forcing herself upon you because she hasn't had any action in 13 years. The result is known as a softy bang.

"Oh fuck dude here comes a jundo, I think she's keen"

"Looks like you're gonna have to softy bang yourself outa this one bro"

by Jundo April 13, 2014

soft like pancakes

A level of softness uncompareable to anything but that of a pancake

This pillow is soft like pancakes

by ThePancakeKing November 18, 2014

Software Destruction Fetish

A particular fetish for the kinky in the tech industry. The deletion of lines of code or destruction of computers produces a high-pitched orgasm.

Dude, you know the boss? I've heard she has a serious software destruction fetish. I've seen her touch herself while deleting important directories.

by cskink February 4, 2015

Soflea

A girl that will flea from any projectile coming her way

Oh no that ball coming towards my head better pull a Soflea

by Ethreals May 22, 2014

soft dyke

A 'soft dyke' is a lesbian that is inbetween being butch and femme, so a typical soft dyke would kind of look masculine with their style but retain feminine appearance (e.g longer hair, chapstick, clear nail polish, feminine shoes, etc.).

"oh wow, check out that soft dyke"

by fafsafs May 30, 2014

sofacrat

a bureaucrat/civil servant who issues executive orders, but with the best political, social, economic and health interests of the population at heart

since Sofia is the ancient greek term for wisdom, and I know a social worker who cares about her flock, I can call her a sofacrat, no?

by Sexydimma June 4, 2015

Softaphobia

The fear of a girl feeling your dick before you are fully erect

You: Yo man I hope she doesn't try to rush in to get my pants off
Homie: Why, don't you want her on it
You: Yea but I have softaphobia
Homie: True if she sees it still soft she gon' think it's only 3 inches lol

by matricksman October 2, 2015