This happens when you're fucking a girl's ass with your fist, pull out and donkey punch her right in the face with the same hand you were fistfucking her ass with. The brown poopy streak you leave behind is the sloppy sylvester.
by good stufff February 25, 2009
The act of getting an Italian salami sausage, placing it in your girlfriend's vagina until she climaxes and then eating it. Sausage must be Italian for it to be a true Sloppy Guiseppe.
Dave: "How did your date go with Sally last night?"
Frank: "Awesome. She saw the Italian Salami in my fridge, so she said 'How about a Sloppy Guiseppe?'"
Frank: "Awesome. She saw the Italian Salami in my fridge, so she said 'How about a Sloppy Guiseppe?'"
by Smiffo November 07, 2018
When one loves to give head so sloppy that the spit runs down their ass crack. Swallowing is recommended for protein after the hard work.
by Anonymously929490 July 11, 2022
Elseroad managed to skate past every major activity in the work center and still get an extra day off and now owes everyone a sloppy joe.
by JHLmao September 20, 2016
The male variant of the Sloppy Unicorn. An intrepid slattern affixes a strap-on Fleshlight to the back of her head and lays down on her stomach. Her lucky male partner of choice then engages in coitus with said Fleshlight. The location of the Fleshlight is meant to simulate the location of a whale's blowhole.
Female: "Ohhhhh honey! It's Valentine's day today, and you know what that means!"
/brandishes Fleshlight
Male: "Fuuuuucka you, whaaaaaale! Sloppy Beluga time!"
/brandishes Fleshlight
Male: "Fuuuuucka you, whaaaaaale! Sloppy Beluga time!"
by DJ Easy Dick February 12, 2011
by bob March 15, 2003
Sloppy porridge is what you get when you eat a sloppy hoe/ sloppy pussy out the morning after cumming In her. The "porridge" referrers to the thickened, semi dried jizz in her vagina which can sometimes become lumpy like porridge.
by kazza41 June 18, 2014