Sloppy joe

Slang for a sloppy blowie

Elseroad managed to skate past every major activity in the work center and still get an extra day off and now owes everyone a sloppy joe.

by JHLmao September 20, 2016

sloppy lilipad

Is when you have a blowout on a lilipad.

Holy Shit I just made that lilipad a sloppy lilipad

by bob March 15, 2003

sloppy doppy

A sloppy doppy is a blow job given from one guy to another while drunk alone

Damn simon, I heard you gave a sloppy doppy to Nik, you good ?

by Dqswizzle May 15, 2018

Sloppy Beluga

The male variant of the Sloppy Unicorn. An intrepid slattern affixes a strap-on Fleshlight to the back of her head and lays down on her stomach. Her lucky male partner of choice then engages in coitus with said Fleshlight. The location of the Fleshlight is meant to simulate the location of a whale's blowhole.

Female: "Ohhhhh honey! It's Valentine's day today, and you know what that means!"

/brandishes Fleshlight

Male: "Fuuuuucka you, whaaaaaale! Sloppy Beluga time!"

by DJ Easy Dick February 28, 2011

Sloppy Tammy

A filthy whore-ish white girl who is lose in morals and ethics that's always open for business.

Tina is such Sloppy Tammy. She will get down for anybody even her own family.

by Asurasenkuu February 10, 2019

Sloppy Guiseppe

The act of getting an Italian salami sausage, placing it in your girlfriend's vagina until she climaxes and then eating it. Sausage must be Italian for it to be a true Sloppy Guiseppe.

Dave: "How did your date go with Sally last night?"
Frank: "Awesome. She saw the Italian Salami in my fridge, so she said 'How about a Sloppy Guiseppe?'"

by Smiffo November 7, 2018

sloppy brain

When A girl sucks you off and spits all over your dick and is sloppy when she sucks you off.

I went round Swifts house to play A bit or Ark, His mum gave me sloppy brain in the shed. Whilst police daddy watched me.

by Charlie24912491 October 1, 2017