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sloppy brain

When A girl sucks you off and spits all over your dick and is sloppy when she sucks you off.
I went round Swifts house to play A bit or Ark, His mum gave me sloppy brain in the shed. Whilst police daddy watched me.
by Charlie24912491 October 1, 2017
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Sloppy Beluga

The male variant of the Sloppy Unicorn. An intrepid slattern affixes a strap-on Fleshlight to the back of her head and lays down on her stomach. Her lucky male partner of choice then engages in coitus with said Fleshlight. The location of the Fleshlight is meant to simulate the location of a whale's blowhole.
Female: "Ohhhhh honey! It's Valentine's day today, and you know what that means!"

/brandishes Fleshlight

Male: "Fuuuuucka you, whaaaaaale! Sloppy Beluga time!"
by DJ Easy Dick February 28, 2011
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Sloppy Falafel

To recieve oral sex from someone from arab ethnicity which is sloppy
Dude, did you hear Stephen Giles got a sloppy falafel last night
by Tom Willis1987 June 13, 2011
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Sloppy Guiseppe

The act of getting an Italian salami sausage, placing it in your girlfriend's vagina until she climaxes and then eating it. Sausage must be Italian for it to be a true Sloppy Guiseppe.
Dave: "How did your date go with Sally last night?"
Frank: "Awesome. She saw the Italian Salami in my fridge, so she said 'How about a Sloppy Guiseppe?'"
by Smiffo November 7, 2018
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Sloppy Tammy

A filthy whore-ish white girl who is lose in morals and ethics that's always open for business.
Tina is such Sloppy Tammy. She will get down for anybody even her own family.
by Asurasenkuu February 10, 2019
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sloppy lilipad

Is when you have a blowout on a lilipad.
Holy Shit I just made that lilipad a sloppy lilipad
by bob March 15, 2003
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Sloppy Toppy

When one loves to give head so sloppy that the spit runs down their ass crack. Swallowing is recommended for protein after the hard work.
by Anonymously929490 July 10, 2022
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