Poop Daddy

official name of best character in the best movie of all time, the emoji movie

Poop Daddy is my #1 waifu

by HypothermiaIsCool November 21, 2017

Poop sock

A sock used as temporary storage for human excrement (usually shit) generally used by people who either don't have access to toilets, or hardcore gamers who also don't have access to a toilet because you can't pause online games, mom.

Oh shit mom sound the poop sock, forgot to throw it out after the roblox gaming shesh!

by TWEFJ November 29, 2019

Vapo-poop

Discarded weed residue cleaned out of a vaporizer after all the volatile active compounds have been released. Also known as re-vape.

Look at the color of that vapo-poop. You should crank up the temperature a notch to get most our of your weed.

by franco420 January 28, 2009

jazz poop

A poop that is complex in nature and irregular in both timing and sound. A jazz poop will never have the same composition or come out exactly the same way twice.

Last night I had all you can eat hot wings, this morning was nothing but jazz poops.

by Neal B and Chris S June 25, 2010

Lasagna poop

When you take a poop, stand up, wipe, then realize you still have to poop, poop again and repeat. Same techniqe as making our favorite Italian dish.

My lasagna poop clogged your moms toilet

by Doggnutta July 22, 2012

Manifest Poop Destiny

The act of pooping a turd so long and in such a way that it falls sideways, touching the porcelain on the left and right of the bowl with each end of the poop above the water level.

Joe looked into the toilet, and the sight took his breath away. He had finally done it: Manifest Poop Destiny! The turd stretched gloriously from "side to shining side" of the bowl.......a single tear rolled down his cheek.

by Flerpyderpypie August 1, 2016

Runner's Poop

The urge to poop during or right after a run.

I was running at a good pace, but the runner's poop sneaked up on me at mile five and I had to turn back.

by Lisita May 15, 2012