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Couch Potato 

A parody song of Loose Yourself by Eminem sung by Weird Al Yankovic.

Some lyrics:

"My butt is aching
As I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
Then I bet
I watch "The Bachelorette"
Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)"
Did you hear Weird Al sining "Couch Potato" on the radio last night?
Couch Potato by FrodoBagginz February 11, 2010

potato masher

The germans used potato mashers in WWI and WWII
potato masher by The Col. December 4, 2004

Hot Potato 

A live grenade, esp one that has it's pin removed and handle flown.
Hot Potato by NoXion March 26, 2005

rice and potatoes 

an interracial relationship consisting of one partner of east or southeast Asian descent and an extremely white caucasion person. A rice and potato couple usually consists of one extremely fobby Asian and a dweeby white person.
Hung Lo and Edgar are the typical gay rice and potatoes couple. They eat dumplings with mayonnaise.
rice and potatoes by Poonstankqua January 7, 2009

Sack of Potatoes 

As in the expression, "drop you like a sack of potatoes" which indicates that the aforementioned "sack" containing "potatoes" has been dropped at a greater velocity then that of an unladen swiss style sack.
Touch my package again robin and ill drop you like a fucking sack of potatoes!

Wii Potato 

A person who sits while playing games on Wii, such as Tennis and Bowling games.
Check him out! I've never seen a person sitting down while playing Tennis. He is such a Wii Potato.
Wii Potato by Madonna Koryn August 28, 2007