Potato pearls

After you shave your ballsack and it's nice a silky smooth.

Ben: just shaved my nuts
Andrew: let's see thoes potato pearls!

by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

Saucy potato

Shreks favorite food. (Shrek lives as a saucy potato) he loves to sauce his potatoes basically is what Saucy potatoes means. It also helps you sauce yourself and you can squirt the potatoes warm sauce into your mouth and rub it on the inner layer of your pants.

I grabbed the saucy potato and rubbed it all over me and it felt so good. Shrek split open the saucy potato and shreked it. After he shreked it he swallowed it.

by Cornioah July 1, 2015

Potato ribs

Ribs that stick out farther than usual and can look like an extra mini pair of boobs.

"What are those lumps below your chest?"

"Oh those are just my potato ribs"

by noodletown October 28, 2015

mouldy potato

Pussy destroyer ;)

"Man, that guy was a real mouldy potato!"

by sAGO-LYFe March 4, 2016

Potato-Bucket

The national sport of the Irish.

A game similar to cornhole, but 100% more Irish, and without the weird sounding name.

"Oi Alby, hows about a rousing game of Potato-Bucket?"
"Nah mate, I'm absolutely knackered after that last game of Guinness-Can"

by Irishm8 February 27, 2019

potato army

A militarized group of Tards

My Retarded cousin wanted to serve the community. I suggested he head to his local comic shop and see about joining the local Potato Army.

by Eighteen22s July 22, 2018

Potato Paul

When a Irish Pufter evolves into a potato

Potato paul paul looks at the mirror as he turns 15 and thinks he is this and that and realizes he is a FUCKING POTATO

by Angry cory August 10, 2018