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The first theory of male-female relations that stipulates the following:

You would not try and reason or logically argue with a potato, so do not waste your time doing this with women.
Your mom is yelling because you slept in on your day off?

Forget it bro, Potato Theory.
by TheDamnBatman July 26, 2011
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