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The Spoon Position

One of the most commen sexual stances, just like two spoons of the same size going into one another, the woman will lie down in the fetus position but legs lowered and the man will do the same, after this has happened the spoons will connect and the male "spoon" will thrust and rip the cavity's of the female "spoon". this is so commen because all these stinky woman have a spoon fetish of spoons and they get horney when eating with a spoon.
person 1: the spoon Position there doing sound crazy fun
person 2: (whispers) those dirty dirty woman
by daddy jim March 26, 2021
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post it punch

Is a game played when their is a mass quantity of post-it's at disposal. The game rules are you can punch any one who as a post it on their body. The second rule is , you can only punch the section of the body the post its on.
man 1: "whyd you just put that post it on me"
* gets punched*
man 2 : " POST IT PUNCH!"
by Hdj February 19, 2008
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positively 4th street

Named after the Bob Dylan song, Positively 4th Street is when somebody disses a person to their face, usually in public. In other words, to utterly destroy somebody with words, to bring them down a peg, just like Bob did in the song.
Caleb: "Bro, did you see how Justin got up in Steve's grill about sleeping with his girlfriend? He really let him have it!!! He even straight up called him the N-word.

Jeremy: "Heck yeah!!! What an epic roast. That was Positively 4th Street right there!!!"
by CrowleyCreeper88 October 30, 2019
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Hygiene Positive

state of cleanliness of sexual anatomy/poised for oral sex/oral sex friendly
orally sexually friendly male/female anatomy.

When Johnny went down on Mary, he found Mary to be joint in hygiene positive
by Luckeymarty November 17, 2009
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gumba position

A sexual position where the male is on top, laying on his stomach, and his legs streched out in a split position in tight ass mode.
Oh daddy, please get on top of me and give it to me in the gumba position
by Ishbarruci March 6, 2010
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Trendelenburg Position

A sexual position where the woman's legs are straight up in the air.
After a busy night on the ambulance, I went back to my place and fucked my girlfriend in the Trendelenburg Position.
by EMS1 November 14, 2010
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The Post-It

When you feed your girlfriend a big meal and forbid her from shitting for the next 7 hours, then do her from behind whilst fingering her butthole so you get a nice juicy wad of poop.
Then write a special message on her back and invite your closest friends to jizz on top of it. Wait for it to dry, then peel it off so you can post it on her fridge.
"Valentine's Day was coming up and I wanted to get her something special, so I gave her the post-it!"
by dear baby jesus in the cradle January 10, 2012
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