Vortex Pooping

When one poops so hard it feels like your insides are coming out!

A lot of vortex pooping is expected while getting ready for this colonoscopy!

by CivSki May 28, 2022

Poo piping

Poo piping

Poo piping is the art of using icing bag nozzles wedged in ya butt hole to create pattens, and do fancy writing using ya poo

by Herbie August 4, 2022

Shit Poking

When two males are having sex in a port-a-John.

See Port-a-Pussy for female version.

Herbert and Chester were Shit Poking at the NASCAR race.

Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.

by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022

Euxu Popin To

A joke originated in small portuguese communities, made to troll people. It means "I suck cock" in portuguese, though written wrong.

Abraham Lincoln: Hey, say "Euxu Popin To" very fast three times
George Washington: Eu chupo pinto, eu chupo pinto, eu chupo pinto
Abraham Lincoln: lmao

by Froasnas October 31, 2022

Neo-posing

(A combo of neo and proposing): while on drugs, commit a crime against capitalism by spouting off the the most atrocious and ridiculous conspiracy based facts, trying to solve a given problem.

Bill Gates and John Kerry are currently neo-posing their way out of the climate crisis; they want me to pay high rent and eat bugs?

by Sexydimma November 26, 2022

Pussy Popping

When a male bends a female over into a position called Doggy Style, the male pumps her pussy and fills her up with air (instead of his dick 🙄)at the same time. When the male continues to thrust the female in Doggy Style, the air will 'Pop' in her vagina, thus, making the pussy pop.

You all have the wrong definition for pussy popping, last night, I was making my baby Boo's pussy pop!

by PoppinP November 26, 2022

bi-pooing

A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.

Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.

Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!

Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.

Her: You give me the ick.

by runner227 January 16, 2023