penguin

fuck penguins!!! Im'a kill em' all muthafuckers

blast that benguin with yo uzi.

by fuck penguins June 10, 2006

penguin

it's when you drop a deuce then realize you're out of toilet paper. you can't put your pants back on 'cuz you'll ruin your shorts. so, you leave 'em at your ankles and do the penguin around the house until you find something you can wipe your ass with.

why do a penguin when you can just use your socks?

by tbones April 18, 2006

Penguin Tux

When you shit on your lover's head and it runs down their sides looking like a penguin.

Last night was so hot, I gave my girl a Penguin Tux!

by astroworm September 6, 2006

penguined

adj. Pregnant.

Coined by a 2 and a half year old.

"Word has it Monica is penguined"

by Peckle Arjona June 2, 2004

penguin

you punch a girl in both of her eyes making them black and blow a load on her face.

my girl got a penguin yesterday, its not an animal though

by nickchandler February 25, 2009

Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss

A regular penguin kiss (touching one's nose briefly with someone elses) combined with head-banging. This results in the "Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss".

Holy shit, that heavy metal penguin kiss was fucking awesome!

by Billy Delashmutt July 23, 2008

Pittsburgh Penguins

A bunch of little bitches that cheat to win. They are a bunch of crybabies that are shit at hockey.

Did you see that person from the Pittsburgh Penguins crying like a bitch.

by Oooooooo10 May 29, 2018