Sucking Pond Water

A Montana term:

1. Drinking a lousy beer.

2. The feeling the day after drinking too much alcohol.

1. We sent back the table scraps beer on tap and ordered a Moose Drool. No reason to be Sucking on Pond Water.

2. We did the Bozeman Triathlon: Drinking, driving and shooting road signs. Ended up in the County Camp Snoopy holding cell feeling like we had been Sucking Pond Water.

by Robert J. Lanier SLO October 30, 2007

milf pond

A congregation of milfs around a body of water on a hot day. Usually a weekday.

Wow, that beach swim at lunchtime was awesome. It was like a milf pond out there.

by Anders Raoul February 6, 2009

Jacob Ponzi

A boy with a funny last name that attends OMS and eats food and is married to Nick Stubba and who is named Cuddles and rapes people and loves to make perverted jokes and does NOT like to pet Dinos!!!!

Kid "Hey Jake Guess What?"
Jacob Ponzi "What?"
Kid "I got my number changed!"
Jacob Ponzi "What is it?"
Kid "342-7869"
Jacob Ponzi "Lol"
Kid "What?"
Jacob Ponzi "69"

by OMS DEFINER March 17, 2009

Colone Pone

A ponytail that is braided and tied just like the ones of Colonial Times. It IS in good taste to immediately scream out such description to your friends and colleagues.

I was walking through the mall when I spotted a Colone Pone.

by BT 3PLO DEGREES BOIZ June 3, 2009

Angst Pony

A pony or other equestrian mammal that one rides when one is in a state of angst, concern, distress or general teenage hormonal difficulty.

When an angst pony is brought out in a discussion or "bitch-fest", it soon becomes an angst rodeo as others bring out their own angst ponies"

Camille: "I need to release my angst pony out into the sunset"

Nora: "Gee, Camille's angst pony is raging tonight!"

by Danielle and Company August 6, 2010

Dog and Pony Show

A military expression for something so outlandish that you can’t believe it’s actually happening right in front of you. It comes from the low end dive bars in the Philippine islands where they sometimes have live sex acts with women on stage having sex with dogs & miniature horses or a pony.

The government is so screwed up.; Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, it turns into a real dog and pony show. It makes you sick to watch it but, somehow you just can’t take your eyes off of it because your mind can’t actually process what you’re seeing.

by aadave1 May 4, 2019

ponda

literally, a 'Prostitue ON DemAnd'; one who performs sexual favors for money, timely and efficiently

True story:
Man- "So what do you do?"
Woman- "I'm a PONDA."
Man- "What's a PONDA?"
Woman- "You know...(dances provocatively) I need the extra cash, so I do what I do."
Man- "...(Hmmnn...)"

by SocialistBob November 9, 2008